{"product_id":"abstinence-oval-double-sided-ceramic-ornament","title":"Abstinence Oval Double-sided Ceramic Ornament","description":"A glossy, double-sided ornament celebrating history’s most famous exception. Perfect for anyone who likes their Christmas decor with a little immaculate misconception.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• White aluminum base with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed on both sides—because this joke deserves a second coming\u003cbr\u003e\n• Oval size: 2.36″ × 2.99″ (60 × 76 mm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Red ribbon included\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPrice shown is for one ornament. Miracles sold separately.","brand":"Sister Resister","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53585697964213,"sku":"9302547_23135","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/7837\/3813\/files\/metal-christmas-ornament-white-aluminum-oval-front-6ada5de8eab80.jpg?v=1792695796","url":"https:\/\/shop.sisterresister.org\/products\/abstinence-oval-double-sided-ceramic-ornament","provider":"Sister Resister","version":"1.0","type":"link"}